- boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
- girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
- mom: i thought you and her were bestfriends, i haven't seen her in a while?
- me: well she turned into an cunt
When cute babies stare at you in public:
I always just get this blank look back like:
Then I get paranoid that they’re parents think I’m like a pedophile…
